Saturday, August 27, 2011

C'mon Irene

I am pretty much prepared... now I'm just waiting. Here are my latest tweets:
  • I never thought I'd be saying this, but NYC is actually NOT the place to be [right now] #HurricaneIrene
  • I'm glad I am vehemently drug free... Or else I'd be getting high out of my mind right now.
  • BTW guys, find the brightest color T-shirt you have and put it on. Easier for helicopters to see you if you have to get on the roof.
  • I'm one of those people that always has back-ups and travel size everything. I'm feeling mighty smart right now.
  • Don't forget the baby wipes!!! Wipe your dirty ass down on day 3 of no power/water.
  • Again... I blame the illuminati for this #Irene
  • The time feels like it's just inching by...
And now for some Hurricane Music!!!

This is your victory music. Listen to this, get your light saber, and get ready to fight this thing.

And this is your... "Farewell, I'm dying" music. *tear*


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