Sunday, September 25, 2011

Missed Connections

Seeking Sexy Man spotted at The Cove:

I'm looking for the fine specimen of a man I saw at The Cove tonight in Williamsburg. It was a little after midnight.

The sides of your head were shaved, and the hair that was left in the middle was pulled back into these cool dreads/twists. I think.

You were wearing a gray blazer and you had like a, Puerto Rican face. You were alone, standing near the bar.

I was the girl in flannel with friend clumsily heading towards the bar who stared at you creepily [as you smiled] and then laughed in your face as I walked past. I don't know why I did that.

Anyways you are fucking omg gorgeous.

Before I had a chance to compliment you on your interesting style, you disappeared. I was pretty bummed about that.

P.S. - If this guy is your boyfriend... Bitch, I don't care.

Please email me sexy man, I love you.

[Edit: Believe it or not, he found me and emailed me! He even went as far as sending a picture for proof. But unfortunately, the sexy man ended up just wanting sex, so I gave him a thumbs down and kept it movin.]

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